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Brko
Když mamínka spínká, dám si brko, a potom se zdřímnu
Aniž by se to někoho nezlobil, rád čekám až jde pryč.
Mexico
Going down to Mexico, driving so fast
On the lam and ready to go – outlaw
Got about three kilos of blow, a full tank of gas
Copper sees him going hundred and four – oh no
The police man walked up, the feeling was tense
Each one had his hand on his gun – standoff
Cop said, “Do you want to go and be good?”
The guy replied to the policeman’s surprise that he would.
Going down to Mexico, not driving too fast
On a trip to go and see the in-laws
Got about three ounces of weed, some music to blast
Sees the cop and they wave hello – oh yeah
[Features Dan Korbel on djembe, and a nod to The Around Cube’s ‘Sister’]
The Quarry
Working in the quarry, pitching for the Padres
Minors with a pickaxe, majors in the Starfleet
Ying yang yoyo yonder hollow hilltop ‘hallo’ midget balla
Piglets wallow bacon swallow leaders follow others hallow
Pinstripe plaid skirt polka dotted brass band would wind wind a wound wound
Sidewind slither stalking slimy sheepskin in a pleather outfit
Doogmon
You tube into the future
Where all faces have booked a flight out of here
Larks tweet flying in the sky
Oogles of instant kilograms
Běž Domů Ivane
[Cover of Jaromír Vomáčka’s Czech hit]
Do XOR Die
In the land of Megalopolottamie
The doctors of theriogenology
Found by chance a cure for death – Eureka!
Finally we achieved immortality!
Just one small catch – and it was a big one
It was found that the gene they’d found
That stopped the aging process (when turned off)
Was indeed the very same gene
That enabled us to breed.
But by the time they figured it out
The world had been inoculated
With the everlasting life drug
So – no more babies.
Nursing homes and nurseries – empty
Time came to a stop
Funerals and midwifes
Obituaries and baby showers – nowhere
“..there were no more births, and there were no more deaths. So happy ending for everyone”
– But – “I said happy dammit!”
Dystopia wants to say that they all killed themselves off, bloodily and sad
Here it’s said that, “We all could die by truck or piano or tiger or falling in the shower
(And with care none of those need happen, either),
But not by another human, not again.”
Present output: Q(t) -> 0110 or don’t care -> x110
Present input: Birth, Life: 00 01 10 11
XOR logical gate function: 0110 or
NAND logical gate function: 1110
Desired output: Q(t+1): Q'(t) -> 0001 or don’t care -> x001 ->
Logical AND gate function,
So birth AND life.
Human nature found a way to stay alive forever
And keep reproducing every day and night, oh yeah
Grillfodder
You stuff my mailbox with your ads, after I expressly said not to
Crinkle all my letters and bills, you just fuel the fire
Oil man’s gotta dig his wells, and frack up all of our land
To make sure you can hear this tune, just fuel the fire
Engineer coming down the line, laser-sharp and fast
Use the magnetic field to make them pistons blast
Clearing out the metaphors and similis to
Try to explain how it could be said smoothly and
Elegantly, unbelabored, eloquently and untapered
Enigmatically, unconfoundedly, incontestibly, indubitably
Incontrovertibly and introspectively, and with undoubtedly the vocabulary
Epistemological, electromagnetical, and alphanumerically added to the registry
So that you can have a better understanding and that you can
See the way it all can fit together in a qualitative way.
I cook supper around 7 o’clock, damn socies’ve gotta regulate
Every last commodity, fueling the fire
Sit around and wonder how the world can be such misery
Or stretch your legs and make a sound, and feel the fact that you’re around
Ohm Eye Goodness
King of Space
The voxellation of the bits of those
Who’ve, through the winding river of mankind,
Committed atrociously heinous acts
And undergone the recombobulation
Formed .. on the island of debris (?)
Fervently ambitiously prepared
And garnered all respect and aspiration
With words and gestures platform and charisma
She captivated rich and poor alike
Obsessively and unrelentingly
And once the other nations of the world had followed
Under her control it all came down
Emergency proprietary measures, and mass evacuation policies
And country separation instigations, and extracrucial execution methods (?)
So silently the bodies fell in scores
Dreams of bones turned mountains toward the sky
Factories flood the streets with blood
The efficiency with which it all transpired
Until there wasn’t anyone else alive
All the silence fell on two deaf ears
The moment came when even there were tears
While perched atop the highest pressed in blood (?)
Look at the ashen something?
Looking at the moon and stars above
And know the truth that she was queen of space
She was god of all the unlive
What is it to rule if not for fools?
There are no more fools but only the foolish.
[I can’t remember/tell with some of this one]
Oregan Jam (the Toroid)
Sven sips wine for free
Said insist fight forth reed
Instead it’s sick swai, poor thing
Sad, it stinks fine for me
