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Namurt se Yriah
Holy Shoot
In the little town of Weighaton, in a God-fearing nation
The residents are paranoid of old Bob’s plantation
Jimmy had a sweetheart, old Bob’s daughter Mary
She liked to milk cattle in the pasture by the town mill
The two were ripe for mating but daddy wouldn’t have it
So Jimmy married Mary without her daddy knowing
The town was for the couple, no one liked the old goat
But couldn’t reconcile it, Mary’s daddy had to go
God and guns bring heaven to earth and hell upon us all
The reverend ran around him with hell and damnation
But Jimmy never wanted to go beyond the fence post ← orig line
They all went a following, a lot of awful hollering
They went over old Bob’s line, they never should have been there
Old Bob come around and, seeing all the people,
Finally he got fed up, swore to God and ran up
The crowd was all a wallowing, nothing could have saved them
They never should have trespassed, taught a lesson by a gun blast
(Into the ground, to show them how well his new gun shoots)
Zpráva
[Text just an email I wrote to bandmates, just to see how “rap” would sound here]
52 Minutes to Midnight for the Principality of Nitra
Somos la Tradición
[Probably botched it, my Spanish became spinach by then]
Nostradamnus
Imagine being elevated up above the ground without a sound and suddenly it’s like gravity suddenly let you be – but not just that it let you free, but see, it’s like a spark then ignition, there goes the mission to the moon, but really soon, like eleven to noon, but without a boom without a crash or clack you’ll be gone, flown like a bullet through the room, till you be smack dab in space, a pretty far off place to laze and waste, ’cause there’s no chance to show your face and grace the populace when they’re all shot up too and screaming oxygen and food and water too, they’ll be screwed like you and me when we’ll be forced by gravity to leave this pull – we’ll be fooled by the
Magnetizational dichotomizational force
Make you dream your last dream of dreaming you could dream again
‘Cause the last thoughts you’ve got are just as you lost your footing
Looking down like a bird wishing he’d eaten his last worm
What do you think you get with people shavings to a magnet?
Are our feet and heads as plus and minus
When the pull becomes the sudden push
The ground and sky minus replace plus
A gentle shift that springs us off and cloud becomes dust
When we stay, when we go, we want to go, we want to stay
Far away, so far away, when we go, we want to stay
Concerto #1100
Streetsweeper
Royal Orderly
An orderly reportedly foiled the order.
The afforder roiled and, bordering on bored, he broiled.
The moraler the orderly, the more orderly the afforder.
So, coiled, he soiled and thus spoiled with oil
the royal order the afforder had ordered.
The recorder of the afforder recorded the order.
Her boarder, forded by the lorder, hoarded mortar.
The transported orderly reported her disloyalty
and wrote her up a royalty for the royal disorder.
Walkin’ in the middle of a four-day blight
Gotta find a Polish man to polish my possum sight
Walk into a bar the bartender says,
“Lookin’ for my eyebrow won’t you help me find it?”
Walk in to a walk-in and the waiter says,
“No! My mom is on the lam and I ain’t gonna do nothin’.”
Find a little piece of metal in my drink,
Drink it down, hopin’ it’s some vitamins, zinc, or copper.
Wrong and Arrived
Siezing opportunity
The cronies opened up the door
To wind factories run by slaves run by dinosaurs.
At first disturbed by the interruption
They cracked their whips and whirled a fury
And then they blew the door shut again.
Smoorshum gnippirt – in the woods within
With insect song singing
Come down, get a grip, try to sleep in the tent
But the worms keep pushing up from the ground
They’re all around, they’re crawling around
Wetfire
Just singing in the rain
With a big ol’ doobie in my hand
Just singing in the rain
With a big ol’ doob
[Must find origoš for rest]
Bowl to Hell
I like to go along the side
The gargled sound’s not amplified
There’s not much smell that you can tell
And much less splash to be repelled
All around the world is colorful
Though brown is understandable
But this place here is quite unique
With bright greens blues purples and pink – orange and pink?!
The morning of the dewdrops fell
This is the toilet bowl to Hell
The Waver
Time’s split to pieces – what’s fluidity?
All Xeno’s tempos – rhythm of the wave
Carries me until – I miss a beat
And synch out past time – I’ve been collapsed
Describe the function with respect to time
Differentiate, find the tangent line
As x approaches infinity
Continuity removable
The empirical evidence of the empire of
Consciousness and existence suggests that
Round and square are bound and share around
The same amount of ground to where
A wave of say sound or light transmitted through
A medium can be an analog signal
And with quantum fluctuations also be digital.
XYZ
Something’s got me thinking about how it’s supposed to be
Every day keeps passing, when will it come for me
But I keep holding on to that special touch
You may not even notice you’ve got me in your clutch
Harry S. Truman